I had clawed my way aboard the Wendtland rust-bucket! Whew- I didn't like to admit it, but my three pack-per-day habit, coupled with the exertion that would kill any normal cat, had about done me in! I lay back, leaning into the bondo of the rocker panels of the normal Wendlandt Rd. vehicle, and fell asleep-er, I mean, into a "cat-nap" as we sped into the night...
I woke suddenly, as a shadow fell across my prone, 18" long, pure white form. Feigning continued slumber, I opened my eyes into a slit- above me was a typical Wendlund Road scumbag- skinny, tatooed, with a three-day beard and nicotine-stained fingers that were pointing a cheap automatic pistol at my face... I gathered my muscles beneath me, and, as the nicotine covered finger tightened on the trigger, I SPRANG!
A flurry of claws and teeth, and I had scared that Wendlondt WOMAN into dropping her cheap pistol! I snarled into her slatternly face, and laughed inwardly as she drew back, gasping in fear! This is what she got for her terrorizing of young kittens! Contemptuously, I battered her once again, and she leaped from the careening vehicle, into the Mississippi River!! At least she was clean for the first time in her life, I thought, and continued up towards the cab of the vehicle.
A man was there: fat, flabby, and with a vacuous face that suggested too much daytime tv and an incredibly icky, shrewish wife- well, at least that last would no longer be a problem! I leaped onto his bald head, and started scratching vigorously-
Screeching, he started swerving from side to side, and slapping me on his head! With each slap, I dug my claws, and finally my teeth into his scalp, until he finally ran off the bridge we were on, screaming bloody murder!
With a crash of smashing metal, and tearing lumber, we hurtled into the deck of a Mississippi river boat! I jumped off of his dying carcass, and ran into the gamblers' lounge. I was in need of a break, and the bright lights and blackjack tables before me promised a much-needed diversion!
Who knew where I'd wind up, and what would happen after this? Not I, certain-mot!!
To be continued...
No comments:
Post a Comment