How much do you like Potter's puppet pals?

Saturday, July 21, 2007

2nd Wonder of Moos Road!!



Here are two of the coolest men on Moos, and, unfortunately, Wendlant roads...

Tom represents the "Hanging Gardens Of Wendlandt", since he is the architecht of the amazing gardens, grounds, and verdant environs that exist there, on his elaborate acreages!- the SECOND WONDER OF MOOS VALLEY!! Slightly behind the CHANGING LIGHTS!, and barely in front of-

Chuck, of the swimming pool of Moos, is... THE COLOSSUS OF CHUCK!! The muscular, manly personage that, clad only in a loin cloth of mesh, and ostrich-skin cowboy boots, commands the waterways of Moos Valley- a godlike figure, that, when battle threatens, dons a speedo, and is quick to do battle with the invaders, whether from Wendltlandt, or from the pits of Hell (same difference)- THE COLUSSUS OF CHUCK is always READY!!

Heck, even if I can't get the photos ready, I believe these WORD-PICTURES will give you the idea... just imagine these words written on parchment, in the blood of .... oh, that place in Onalaska that takes plasma-!! PLASMA SCRIPT!!

Scary, but how else to describe...THE WONDERS OF MOOS ROAD VALLEY!!!

Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Stock advice from a mailman!

Buy CMI (Cummins) At $114 today- I read in Forbes magazine to buy at $101! (Issue just came out today!!) I'm a mailman, I should know...

They make diesel engines, for the big trucks on the over-the-road hauls, and have for a long time. They know diesel engines! (Did you know that Rudolph Diesel, famous 19th century German inventor, committed suicide in 1913? One theory is that the German military "took him out", since he opposed his engine's usage in their submarines... another, that his engine scared oil barons of the time, since diesel can use vegetable-based fuels rather than just petroleum based fuels... but, who really knows? Great minds tend to be unstable as well as brilliant. (Look at Mois!!)

Anyway, back to CMI- diesel engines are the future! Cleaner, more efficient, and VERY reliable and long-lasting (just ask my tractor!), once you experience the difference, you realize a conventional 4 cycle engine is basically a model-T-cantankerous, rickety, and doomed for extinction.

We'll all be driving diesels in 7 or 8 years... (except me, of course!) Anyway, since Cummins (CMI)is moving into passenger cars and trucks diesel engines, with low-sulphur diesel fuel..

BUY CMI!!

Amazing Wonder of the World- Changing color light bulb!!


Here is the most amazing light bulb of Moos Valley!!

HOW does it change, even as you watch, from one color...
to another...

TO YET ANOTHER??!!








HERE, IT IS GREEN! Yet, in the next photo,as you will see:

IT IS BLUE!!!

Believe me when I tell you that there are yet more colors, even, that this!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"There are more things in Heaven and Earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of
in your philosophy"...

The Seven Wonders of Moos Valley!!

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In the ancient world, there were 7 wonders...

Now, in the modern world of Moos, there are a new seven wonders- and here is the first!

Campfire lights of Moos!!

How
do they glow?
Why are they so beautiful??
What is the secret of their iridescent, fiery loveliness, that has guided generations of weary travelers
back from the pits of Wendltllant, and into the warm, safe, and welcoming bosom that is Moos Road?

Many a scholar compares the hauntingly beauteous Campfire lights of Moos to the Lighthouse of Alexandria that succored lost sailors in the world of antiquity- and, they often add, of the incomparable beauty of one particular light- the amazing changing color light!

At times, this one light is regarded, by itself, as another Wonder!!

Thursday, July 5, 2007

Apple iPhone! The BEST!!


iPHONE worship happens in Chicago, at Bacino's restaurant!!

Right after this photo was taken (by another iphone!), the assembled all built a golden calf...
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NOT!! (heh heh)

I am SICK of hearing about the shortcomings, and how EXPENSIVE the iPhone is:

The truth of the matter is this:
The iphone is CHEAP, for what it is, NOT expensive!! Why?

1. It's a cell phone
2. It's a camera
3. It's a computer, with OSX Mac operating system. (the BEST!)
4. It operates flawlessly, and intuitively, and almost effortlessly!
5. It's the BEST iPOD EVER!!
6. It's a Map maker that equals GPS without the drawbacks!
7. IT's a GREAT PDA!!!
8. It's a MAC! With the Safari browser!!
9. It doesn't run Windows!!
10. the iPHONE is so convenient, and beautiful, and just plain slick to use that you won't want to put it down!!

And so, as you can see,
for less than $600.00 (4 GB version), you get a tiny, intuitive computer, that goes online via wifi, wherever you are near one. OH, and I almost forgot: it's also a CELL PHONE, will take pictures (it's a camera, too??), and it plays music, both through headphones, or even it's own (excellent!) built in speakers!

I bought Apple stock (Aapl) at $7...at $35... at $76... AND NOW THE STOCK IS AT $132!!

THE STOCK
was supposed to collapse after they "HYPE" of the iphone died down- but, after we all saw that the iphone EXCEEDED the hype, the stock only went HIGHER!!

It's like Sly & the Family Stone- "I want to take you HIGHER!!"

I wouldn't sell short of $150 at this juncture.

But, if I had Blackberry (RIMM) stock , or Palm, or their ilk...

I WOULD be very worried..

I'd probably be checking their stock CONSTANTLY on ...

my iphone!


Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Paul & Nancita discuss the future Thistle Acres



Although this photo was taken some time ago, it is believed that, during the downing of the above fruit drinks, the idea for Thistle Acres was born!

Paul & Nancy were just resting up from measuring, and then cutting to exact length, every blade of grass on the immaculate "Manicured Acres".

Thistle Acres, South Dakota


Paul & Nancita at Thistle Acres!!

Sign at front:
Meskwaukee Injuns invited- Nancita, your projen- progen- your kin welcomes you-all to a refuge from oppression!
Here, there is only beer, rocks, thistles, and (hopefully soon!) a really BIG tractor for all of us to play with!

Check back soon, for info on the upcoming -

Brandon South Dakota/Tama Iowa North
Meskquakee Native American
Indian Casino/4 wheeler grotto!!

Paleface/Roundeyes bring CASH ONLY!!